If You Own an Ikea Gothem Lamp, You Need to Read This Immediately

If you own a Gothem lamp from Ikea, you might want to return it (and receive a full refund). Ikea announced that it was recalling all three sizes of the lamp due to a potential safety hazard. Apparently the lamps look functional (don't they always?), but the interior cables are potentially damaged and could cause electric shock. Nobody wants that. All Ikea stores are accepting returns and refunds with no proof of receipt. For more details on the recall, refer to its announcement, and below is a photo of the offending lamps. Thanks for looking out for us; we still love you, Ikea.